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AFTER A HARD DAYS BUILD ON THE ILLEGAL INTERNET CAFÉ/SUPER POLSHKI SLEPE MARKET BUILD SITE, THE TWO FRIENDS GUNDRATT AND BOOZEMATT DECIDED THAT THEY’D EARNT A GRAND EVENING OUT.IT’D BEEN A HARD DAYS WORK FOR BOTH OF THEM, GUNDRATT HAD TO BUILD A CHICKEN ROTATION MACHINER AND BUTTER COTTAGE NEEDED A NEW GAUGE SYSTEM INSTALLING FOR BUTTER SYPHONING. BOOZEMATT ON THE OTHER HAND WAS OCCUPIED ALL DAY OUT THE BACK OF THE DEAD ANIMALS KEBABATTACK LEARNING ZONE SMOKING THE POLISH FOUR PAPERS WIDE LOOSE EXTRA SPECIAL SO STRONG SO SMALL SMOKES, THAT AND BEATING DOWN THE SCOTTISH AT TURBO DRINKING, THAT’S CORRECT HE DON’T HAVE NO JOB AS THIS OCCUPIES ALL HIS HEADY DAYS.GUNDRATT HAD CONSUMMED FORTY FOUR COFFEES KOFTE THAT DAY AND ALL TO EAT HALF A CRUMPLED PIG AND A RAW BINS TEN WEEK BOILED OIL CABBAGE, A SPECIALITY IN HIS HOME VILLAGE.IT WAS DECIDE THAT THE PLACE FOR THEM TO REALLY UNWIND AND REFRESH THEMSELVES WOULD BE FIRST STOP AT THE OLD SLAG PIPE PUB WHERE LARGER LARGER OF INDUSTIRA STRENGHTH WOULD GUIDE THEM LIKE A DEFUNCT SPUTNIK MONUMENT TOWARDS THE POLISHED CUP OF AFFLUENCE AND INFLUENZA OF, EMERATES NIGHT CLUB, COME IN FOR DRINK WARSAW THE SLOGAN THAT THEY COULDN’T READ.THEY READYED THEMSELVES FOR THE NIGHT OF UNKNOWN SUCCESS BY EATING THE OLD COAL HOLE LEAD SEWAGE PIPE SOUP THAT HAD BEEN BUBBLING ON THE STOVE FOR A WEEK, GARNISHED WITH CURRIED ANTS. TO WASH THE WHOLE AFFAIR DOWN THEY THEN DICIDED THAT TONIGHT WAS THE NIGHT TO OPEN THE NINE NINETY NINE BOTTLE OF GUT CLEAROUT VODKA SCHLOSS,AFTERV ALL IT WAS CHRISTMAS.BELLIES FULLL OF NUTRIOSIOUS FILTH AND BILE CHURNING HALF LITRE EACH OF THE NINE NINETY NINE THEY DONNED THERE FINEST JEANS WITH THE MANY ZIPS AND STAINS OF PAST EXCURSIONS INTO BEDRAGGLED BEHAVIOUR , SLICKED THER HAIR WITH THE FINEST SLEPE SCHLOPE WET LOOK GEL SLICK TO GIVE THERE OIL REFINARY HAIR THAT REAL SLICK LOOK TO GET THE BIRDS OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE A REAL STIRRING IN THEIR GROINS.TO THE PUB THE SXTUBBLE OFF TALKING THEIR GINNERISH RABBLINGS OF PAINS PAST AND PRESENT, AHH THE PUB THE WARM EMBRACE OF A PINT OF VIOLENCE, A CLAPPED OUT OLD CHAIR LIFT TO HEAVEN AWAITS THEM AT THE OLD SLAG PIPE.THE OLD SLAG PIPE, THE SORT OF PUB YOU COULDN’T WALK INTO WITHOUT KNOWING AT LEAST THE VERY BASICS OF ITS ETTICATE, A FUNCTION KNOWN TO FEW AND MANY.BOOZEMATT BEING A BEARER OF SUCH PRIVALAGE KNOWLEDGE LED THE WAY THROUGH IT’S HEAVY SUBMARINE DOORS THAT HELPED ENTOMB THE ATMOSHPERE OF THE PLACE VACUM PACKED VEGETABLES.THE USUAL COLLECTION OF CRUMPLED CHARACTERS WHERE SCATTERED AROUND, PILES OF OLD HEMOROID RIDDEN DRINKERS STARING DISMELY INTO THEIR OWN PITS OF REGRET AND WONDERMENT AT HOW THEY’D ENDED UP BACK HERE AGAIN, NICOTINE STAINED SERGANTS OF GROSSLY POPULATED FAILURE, THE BAR STANK OF BROKEN BODIES SHATTERED TEETH AND ROARING ENTHUSIASM VFOR IT ALL. MANY A BROKEN MAN HAD BEEN ELATTED BY THE INTOXICATION OF IT’S ETERNAL WINTER, CARED FOR GUIDED AND NUTURED TO THE POINT OF COLAPSE.IF EVER THERE WAS LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, THEN THIS REALLY WAS IT.WITH AN AIR OF REAL VALUE AND A STRIDE TO MATCH THEY WALKED TO THE BAR AND ORDERED.DRINK DRINK DRINK IT DOWN IN FOUR FOUR TIME, CRINKING TO THE POINT OF DROWNING, LARGER PLEASE BREAK THEIR MINDS TURN THEM INTO A OBJECT OF DESIRE FOR THE FIGURES AT THE MUSEUM, ROT THEIR GUTS,TURN INSIDE OUT THEIR MINDS CRACK DYSENTRY ALL OF THE FLOOR, BUILD UP THEIR ARMS WITH TREMENDOUS GIRTH,LIFT THAT POISON WATER TIL THEIR WRISTS CRACK SPLINTER ALL OVER THEMSELVES, LET THEM USE THE STRENGTH TO LIFT UP THEMSELVES TO NEW HEIGHTS OF CRIPPLED MORTALITY RATE LEVELS, SMASH IT DOWN ON THE LESS FORTUNATE, LEER JET THE NIGHT AWAY, VIOLENT DISAPPOINTING PATHETIC STANDARD EXCEPTIONAL ECSTATIC QUICK PROMOTION SWEETHEARTS WIVES SISTERS DAUGHTERS ON THE RECEIVING END OF ALL THE ABOVE, HOW GREAT HOW VIRTUITOUS. THE GROG THE GROG TIP IT DOWN THEIR STARCH PARTCHED THROATS TIP IT DOWN THEMSELVES. THE BARMAID AT THE OLD SLAG PIPE FITTED THE BILL PERFECTLY, SHE WAS LIKE A CAR CRASH THAT HAD CLAIMED MANY VICTIMS, LOOKED LIKE A CAR ASWELL. A REAL SHINY HOSTESS WITH ALL THE GRACE AND POISE OF THE WATER SHE POURED, OPTIONAL EXTRAS STUCK ON LIKE A CHROME CHRISTMAS TREE, TITS HELD UP BY A FEAT ONLY KINGDOM BRUNEL KNOWS, AN ASS LIKE A POTAO SACK DURING THE GREAT FAMINE, TICKING ALL THE RIGHT BOXES FOR OUR TWO GALLANT SOBSTERS. WITH THIS NEW FIRE IN THEIR BELLY WITH THE HOPE OF STRICKING FEAR INTO THE SAME DRENCHED STOMACH OF THEIR ENEMYS GUNDRATT AND BOOZMATT WHERE COMPLETELY ENVELOPED WITH NEW LIFE CONFODENCE, GOOD BYE BALL AND CHAIN OF THE REGURES OF LIFE HELLO NEW EXISTENCE WHERE ALL IS BEYOND POSSIBLE.TO THERE OWN JUDGEMENT OF INTOXICATION THEY BOTH DECIDE THAT TO SPEND A NIGHT AT THE SLAG PIPE WOULD BE A WASTE TO THE WORLD, THEY HAD BARREL BOTTOM AMOUNT OF CASH, FAG END GOOD LOOKS AND SOME REAL MONSTER TRUCK JEANS ON. THE PLACE THEY NEW THEIR TALENTS WOULD BE ACCEPTED AND ACKNOWLEDGED WOULD BE THE EMERATES NIGHTCLUB, REALLY IT IS THE HIEGHT OF THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE ROAD WITHOUT GOING TO FAR ASTRAY. WOBBLY WITH CONFIDENCE, BORED WITH ANTICIPATION FLAY AND STAMP DOWN ANYONE WHO DARE STEP IN THEIR WAY FOR TO THE EMERATES NIGHT CLUB IS THE JOURNEYS PATH.LOOK OUT LADIES OF A QUESTIONABLE NATURE, THESE TWO REALLY DO MEAN THE BEST MINI CAB OF BUSINESS, FULL LISCENCE WAITING APPROVAL BUT PROVITIONAL GRANTED THROUGH VODKA FOUR FOR FIVE APPRECIATION SOCIETY. IF THE OLD SLAG PIPE BE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, THEN THE EMERATES NIGHT CLUB IS A BEACON, A BLAZING FIRE OF POSSABILITES AT THE END OF TUNNEL SO HOT THAT IT’S A QUESTION WHY GO NEAR IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.LUMINATED IN THE SAME BATHED LIGHT THAT LIT UP THE CHURCH AND BENCH SWIGGERS OPPOSITE ALL DOORSTEP PRESENTING BRIFCASE RED TOUCHES OF SOPHITSTICATION IT SURELY DID ADD, SPLASHES OF NEW LOOK TROWL PAINT ADDORBTIONS ABSTRACT ENOUGH TO PUT OFF THOSE WHO DARN’T WELCOMING TO THOSE WHO KNEW ALL THE MORE BETTER. SINCE THE BLUE LIGHT CLOSURE OF GUNNERS MEMBER PLAY NIGHTCLUB, EMERATES NIGHTCLUB WAS WITHOUT ANY DOUBTS IN THE MINDS OF GUNDRATT AND BOOZEMATT THE VERY TOP OF THE BILL. ON ARRIVAL THE DOORMAN WHO HELD ALL THE CARDS FOR THE CLIENTELE OBSERVED THE FIRST OF THE PAIR, BOOZEMATT HAD INDEAD THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SAFTEY FEATURES STAGGER ABOUT HIM ENOUGH SWAY SLURR AND LEER EYE PASS THE PERSONALITY TEST, NEXT STEP THE ATTIRE TEST; YES HE HAS THE CORECT DISCO STAINS OVER ALL OF HIS JEANS, THE SHIRT ALSO COMPLIMENTS THE LOOK BY WAY OF THE PERMNANANT HAIR GREAS STAINS ON THE COLLAR, COULD DO WITH NEW BONES THOUGH, CRUMPLED NO EVIDENCE OF AN IRON EVER BREATHED ON IT, SLEPT IN LOOK DONE, NO JACKET WEATHER PROTECTION NEEDED AS HE NEVER FEELS THE COLD, GRUBBY FINGER NAILS DOWN TO HARD WORK AND/OR LOW HYGENE STANDARDS, SCUFFED BEYOND REPAIR STREET ROMPER SHOES/SPORTS WEAR/ HIKING SHOE PERFORMANCE POWER ATTRIBUTABLE TO SHEER HEART ATTACK VOMIT PERFORMANCE ENDURING SKID ROW SPECIAL EFFECTS, WELL SLEPT IN FACE BAKED POTATO OVER DONE ON HIGH GAS MARK PLENTY OF FAG BURN EYELASHES PROMINENT JOWEL SCOWL BROODING OVER THE NEXT ATTEMPT AT RAISING THE STANDARD OF LIVING, YES HE’LL DEFFINATLY DO.